your wedding day will be perhaps without sex, not because i am a sadist nor because i wish bad things to happen. simply because after month of runs to organize the wedding (you will feel what nightmare is to organize the best moment of your life, ironic isn't it?). when will come your wedding day you will be already tired because the night before you will not close an eye. then the organization, the hairs, the dress, last things, ceremony, the food, all parents, not eating anything because you have to talk with everyone, you will not have any rest no peace moment for an entire day (i repeat, the day started the night before because you will not sleep at all). after all this when you will be in your room alone with your husband (tired as you) do you think you (all of you) will see the bed as a place to make sex or simply the most beautiful place to have a rest, a sleep dream? the next morning maybe CB will open. this maybe what will happen. I can tell for direct experience 😛
Ah! in the room you are alone, tired, you will fell as fatigue is near to kill you and you need to take off the wedding dress. your husband will have to help you because the dress will be closed on your back. don't make my mistake to remove the dress while you sit down on the bed because a waterfall of rice will come out of every fold of the dress (hidden there since you left the church) and will fill the bed 😮 : it will also be necessary to clean the bed because sleeping on hard rise is impossible. (but all this will remain in your hearth forever as the most beautiful day in your life 🙂 🙂 🙂 )
