Actually this reminds me of the time I flew home from Europe with a suitcase full of latex, and had to empty my bag when I got to Australia...
Customs girl: Interesting choice of attire!
Me (mortified): I've been to Berlin.
Customs girl: Do you normally wear clothes like this on holiday?
Me: Well, duh! What do you think I went to Germany for?!
Customs girl, holding up catsuit: Berlin?
Me: Uh huh.
Customs girl, holding up bondage dress: Berlin?
Me: Yep.
Customs girl, holding up halter neck: Berlin?
Me: No that one's from Amsterdam.
Customs girl, holding up corset: Let me guess, Berlin or Amsterdam?
Me: Ummmm Vienna actually...
I was one of the first off an A380 so there was like 600 people behind me too.
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Advice to others: Mail order your fun stuff.