I was thinking of getting some shirts custom made with slogans like:
Am I Supposed To Wear This Thing?
Give Me The Key, Mother!
I would also like to get a shirt with an artist’s rendering of a chastity belt on the front, without too much detail.
Non-CB Related Ideas:
Nau Stopp Thet
(my impression of a South African policeman, circa 1967.)
I Wasn’t Doin’ Nothin’!
I Have No Knowledge
I Haven’t Even Got A Clue