I've made a mistake today. So, probably, most of you, just us me and him, are aware of "Locktober", which just started. My big f-ing mouth said to my husband "You know, we never did Locktober? I mean... I; 'm always locked, and ever since you have my key you only unlock me when you want to". At this point, he interrupted me "Locktober wouldn't mean that much with your experience, it would have to be a year" to which I said he must be joking! To which, he said that at the beginning he was, but now I better behave or it won't be just a year...
F...-me! Well, I wish 😅