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I would like to know how often you make jokes/fun about your situation in your day to day life.

I often add something like "... for the ones who are able to do this" or "... at least unbelted people would do this" with a sarcastic mind and voice to make a situation a bit funny when I am with people who know my situation and the people around me act the same.

What are the best jokes/funny comments you had about your belt and equipment?

    Sara2001

    how exactly the jokes were formulated by me, i don't know anymore, but i very often make jokes or sarcastic remarks to relax my situation a bit.

    currently 4 people know about my chastity and with 3 people I can joke about it, the only exception is my grandmother who doesn't like such joke 🙁

    but it really often relaxes the situation, if the topic of conversation is on it 😉

      I do it sometimes too,I think it makes it a bit less harder,to make some fun of it.

      I often do it with my best friend.Not classical ones,it depends on the moment or of the situation.

      I sometimes tease friendly my twin and his girlfriend,too;especially if they're a bit "loud" when they're together and our parents aren't at home!😉

        Angelina i very often make jokes or sarcastic remarks to relax my situation a bit.

        Yes, that's how I do it, too. Often to overplay frustration 🙂

        Vanessa do it sometimes too,I think it makes it a bit less harder,to make some fun of it.

        So it looks like we all use it in a similar way 🙂

        Vanessa I sometimes tease friendly my twin and his girlfriend,too;especially if they're a bit "loud" when they're together and our parents aren't at home!😉

        I didn't know you can be that mean 🙂

          haha vanessa has apparently found a good reason to make an unpleasant situation very funny, it is also very important in general that we make jokes about our disability, because who can laugh at himself, may also laugh at others without the other evil 😉

          Sara2001 So it looks like we all use it in a similar way 🙂

          Having some fun with it can help.

          Sara2001 I didn't know you can be that mean 🙂

          It's fun to tease them a bit,especially as his girlfriend is one of my good friends too,and,obviously,she knows about my chastity belt(as my twin sometimes have to wear a chastity cage,it was not difficult to guess I've to wear a chastity device too,even if she was a bit suprised I've to wear mine permanently).

            Vanessa

            I am glad that you understand yourself well with the brother of your brother, even if she can have something you can not have 🙁

            but she can not do that and that's why I like your open art very nice to her 🙂

              Vanessa I sometimes tease friendly my twin and his girlfriend,too;especially if they're a bit "loud" when they're together and our parents aren't at home!

              Not very sympathetic with you, when they have fun in your house loudly while they know about your situation.

              Vanessa as my twin sometimes have to wear a chastity cage,it was not difficult to guess I've to wear a chastity device too,even if she was a bit suprised I've to wear mine permanently

              Sounds like you were faced to some curious and possibly intimate questions by her.

                Angelina

                Yes,even if I would like to feel again the same pleasure than her(not with my twin,of course!),I'm happy for them and I like her.We're pretty close too,and I know she's sorry for me too.

                catherine98 Not very sympathetic with you, when they have fun in your house loudly while they know about your situation.

                Well,I know it is good to scream our pleasure(I used to do it when more free,if I've the possibility),and it is often pleasant for our partner,so I understand them.

                catherine98 Sounds like you were faced to some curious and possibly intimate questions by her.

                We know each other since several years now,and we're good friends.Even more as she's often at home,to spend time with my twin.But she wouldn't asked it if my twin didn't have to wear his chastity cage(and more than once)while they date.

                  Vanessa

                  as i said before, i am happy that you have a very good relationship with your brother's girlfriend 😃 did you actually talk to her about the cb ?

                  i don't know how close you are but i think it's good to talk to another girl about it because she knows the situation in your family 🙂

                    Angelina as i said before, i am happy that you have a very good relationship with your brother's girlfriend 😃 did you actually talk to her about the cb ?

                    Yes,we sometimes talk about it,but not often.

                    Angelina i don't know how close you are but i think it's good to talk to another girl about it because she knows the situation in your family 🙂

                    Yes,it helps.I talk about it more with my best friend,however.

                    I still talk with my best friend about my belt but nowadays more often with Daniel. It is always a mix between fun and frustration, even if the covered in a sarcastic comment.

                      Sara2001

                      of course we can never talk purely out of humor about our chastity, but if we bring a little humor into the conversation it helps a lot 😉

                        Sara2001

                        I talk too about it with Emilie,but I know she's sad for me,so I try to not mention it too much.

                        Angelina

                        I agree.Some humor about this subject can be helpful.

                        I remember reading this joke online a long time ago. A knight was about to leave home for a crusade with the rest of his round table and told his best friend, "I want you to keep this key safe, it belongs to my wife's chastity belt, so guard it with your life. Keep her safe until I return."
                        As the knight rode off on his horse up the hill, the friend came running and shouting to the knight, so the knight stopped and asked, "what's wrong?"
                        The friend said, "You gave me the wrong key, it doesn't work on the belt!"

                          @Vanessa

                          unfortunately emilie feels bad for you, if you want to relax a bit, tell her she can laugh about such jokes 😉

                          @Raziel 🤣

                          Raziel This joke is soooo old 😃
                          Another joke is "I will tell her I have lost the key".

                          Ines Talking about jokes. There are, even, joke news!

                          But this is not from April, 1st. Probably it should go to Déjà vu 😂