Not flashing but I and Mark we were outed yesterday. My family had a kind of event and one of my aunts was talking about a couple she knows that is very conservative etc, my cousin jokingly said that she wouldn't be surprised if the wife wore a chastity belt, to which the aunt said something along "thanks heavens they are just a myth".
To which my mom flat out exclaimed "no they're not, Sammy wears one! And Mark too!".
Damnit, mom.