Getting a job, so you can be free from chastity

Trismegistus

Laura Hopefully at the beginning of September.

Ines

Orcas have sunk 3 ships in front of Spanish and Portuguese coast.

Avery

Ines Orcas have sunk 3 ships in front of Spanish and Portuguese coast.

Wow, this has been going on for a while, evidently.

Damien

Dear Ines , I think highly of your diplomatic fish facts introduction skills - but what is it in this conversation that smells fishy to your subtle olfactory senses?

Trismegistus

Ines I'm not native English speaker and I don't understand your reference. 🙁

Trismegistus

Ines https://www.livescience.com/animals/orcas/orcas-have-sunk-3-boats-in-europe-and-appear-to-be-teaching-others-to-do-the-same-but-why

I found this, but how is it related to the topic?

Renita

Trismegistus I plan living in her parents' flat and they agree, but I need to get rid of the belt

Is it their requirement or what?

Trismegistus

Renita Her parents have 2 apartments in a building, so we can live next door to them. The other option is getting separate home, but we don't earn enough to do this.

Andrew

Damien but what is it in this conversation that smells fishy

I don't know what @Ines thinks about this, but the frequency of being caught masturbating is unbelievable to me.

Avery

Trismegistus I found this, but how is it related to the topic?

Don't worry, this happens all the time. Pretty soon the moderator will intervene. But this is amazing stuff. One whale is teaching other whales to get back at people by ramming ships? I mean I'm on their side, have been since I read Moby Dick in high school.

Renita

Trismegistus But why do you need to get rid of the belt for this?

youdontknowme

Avery Chaste ladies do not play with Moby's dick.

Avery

youdontknowme Chaste ladies do not play with Moby's dick.

My brother knew a guy who wanted to name their band Moby and the Dicks. All they needed was a guy named Moby.

Ines

Avery
😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Trismegistus

Renita Because I want to have sex with my girlfriend.

youdontknowme

Renita You got the causality backwards. He is moving in with his girlfriend to get rid of the belt, not getting rid of the belt to move in with his girlfriend.

Avery

Trismegistus Because I want to have sex with my girlfriend.

Bravo!

Laura

Trismegistus Because I want to have sex with my girlfriend.

Maybe your dad is not so wrong

Renita

Trismegistus Because I want to have sex with my girlfriend.

And how about her? 😃

youdontknowme not getting rid of the belt to move in with his girlfriend.

His phrase means exactly this. And if it's not the case he can solve the problem with belt later.

Ines

Andrew

Yes, and it is very original. I have never read something similar previously.
Never.
I swear.

Trismegistus

Ines Maybe because many people have experienced similar situations in families with conservative background.
Also I was caught only two times, so I don't know what frequency of getting caught you are talking about.

Avery

Laura Maybe your dad is not so wrong

And maybe he is. If two people are of age and are willing let them proceed. They will have a normal, enjoyable life.

Andrew

Trismegistus Also I was caught only two times, so I don't know what frequency of getting caught you are talking about.

I find it hard to believe that anyone would let themselves be caught masturbating a second time when the first situation led to such drastic consequences. Sorry, but your story sounds like gay porn to me.

Ines

Trismegistus

In this forum is surprisingly usual, take care.

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