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"I wanna squirt" is perfectly valid... Sometimes you need to do a few laps around the paddock to get back to sleep.
- first time I woke mum up
Wow comedy hour in here 
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I mean are you trying to do things a girl who is engaged might do?
Not everyone would masturbate on occasion like some of you and IDK maybe some people should get breaks but only with their cycle NOT wake your parents in the middle of the night.
So while I never did breaks myself I wouldn't demand as much from everyone else especially because it can cause that whole cramping condition of Pain and not so much "sluttiness" that @Sin talked about. Whatever that menstrual condition you need acupuncture for was I don't remember.
Megan Whatever that menstrual condition you need acupuncture for was I don't remember.
It has been called many things depending on the knowledge, compassion and competency of whomever I spoke to...
Nymphomania (wrong wrong wrong 1000% wrong).
Hypersexuality (dubious).
Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (symptomatic).
Pudendal neuralgia / Pudendal Nerve Entrapment Syndrome (Thankyou!).
Irrespective of that I'm totally okay with masturbation and don't see anything slutty about it... quite the opposite in fact. It's a deeply personal experience that concerns no-one else whatsoever. I would have no problem with my daughter doing it at any age providing she wasn't doing it in front of anyone else.
Renita You worn to school, but not 24/7.
Yep not daytime normally - don't need it - self control!
But I was tired and angry that morning.
Megan 5:00 am before work is very rough yes....
But if my daughter had a bad stomache ache and needed to clean up she shouldn't be scared to wake me.
Yeah actual problems are allowed
Megan Okay that was the condition. I'm glad people know what it actually is now and not like the dark ages.
Yeah not like way back in the dark ages of ummm... 2002 / 2003!!
You would think a hypersexual diagnosis would be somewhat problematic considering I was barely pubescent and pre-sex, but there you go. Welcome to the opinions of a 60yr old male gyno in rural Oz. You can only imagine the pain and anxiety caused by "experts" in less developed countries with poor healthcare and questionable religious morals.
Sin That sounds almost as bad as "hysteria".
youdontknowme yep and women were lobotomised for that... Imagine getting your brain drilled because you had what is essentially like sciatic pain in your pelvis.
And people wonder why I'm vehemently against parents locking up their daughters just because they felt the urge to touch themselves.
HHelen You should be shamed every time you ask for the key.
i hope you didn't mean that seriously, it's never something to be ashamed of, it's perfectly normal. a good keyholder will say no of course, but the question is completely acceptable.
Megan BUT at 5:00 AM before work IDK I don't think spanking is right but I wouldn't be thrilled to get woken up unless you were dying lol. If I were your Mom I would also wonder what is the occasion all of a sudden???
sorry i disagree,my daughter should always be allowed to wake me up,no matter what time and no matter what the reason,if it's important to her,it's important to me.
Ines "The Belt and the Wild Emu", "Belts and platypus" or "Belted Echidna" or something like that...
Now I got this incredible fantasy where we can watch this incredible one-season-only serie in which Heracles go in the Echidna cave but it is difficult to win her over due to her belt and he has to work out a solution, out of desire and passion, to trample this obstacle put there by angry gods.
Pribably Hera.
Angelina sorry i disagree,my daughter should always be allowed to wake me up,no matter what time and no matter what the reason,if it's important to her,it's important to me.
Well that is good of you but if I had to work on 2 hours of sleep after many many false alarms I would eventually take to spanking 
Been there done that