Trismegistus I plan living in her parents' flat and they agree, but I need to get rid of the belt

Is it their requirement or what?

      Ines Orcas have sunk 3 ships in front of Spanish and Portuguese coast.

      Wow, this has been going on for a while, evidently.

        Dear Ines , I think highly of your diplomatic fish facts introduction skills - but what is it in this conversation that smells fishy to your subtle olfactory senses?

            Ines I'm not native English speaker and I don't understand your reference. 🙁

              Renita Her parents have 2 apartments in a building, so we can live next door to them. The other option is getting separate home, but we don't earn enough to do this.

                  Trismegistus I found this, but how is it related to the topic?

                  Don't worry, this happens all the time. Pretty soon the moderator will intervene. But this is amazing stuff. One whale is teaching other whales to get back at people by ramming ships? I mean I'm on their side, have been since I read Moby Dick in high school.

                      youdontknowme Chaste ladies do not play with Moby's dick.

                      My brother knew a guy who wanted to name their band Moby and the Dicks. All they needed was a guy named Moby.

                          Damien but what is it in this conversation that smells fishy

                          I don't know what @Ines thinks about this, but the frequency of being caught masturbating is unbelievable to me.

                              Renita You got the causality backwards. He is moving in with his girlfriend to get rid of the belt, not getting rid of the belt to move in with his girlfriend.

                                  Andrew

                                  Yes, and it is very original. I have never read something similar previously.
                                  Never.
                                  I swear.

                                      Trismegistus Because I want to have sex with my girlfriend.

                                      Maybe your dad is not so wrong

                                          Ines Maybe because many people have experienced similar situations in families with conservative background.
                                          Also I was caught only two times, so I don't know what frequency of getting caught you are talking about.